¡Quit Actin' Stupid!
By Paredes Brothers
¡Quit Actin' Stupid!Dec 21, 2024
Episode 52 - The Golden Episode
Join us on the @quitactinstupid podcast as we talk about the Eagles fan that berated an opposing fan, people that have punchable faces, hotdog races, and Jamie's internet issues. Find out what family member got a tattoo recently? We discuss the names of the Mahomes children... and LOTS more!
Episode 51 - The Boys are Homebound
Join us on the @quitactinstupid podcast, as the boys catch-up on everything that took place over the holidays. Being snowed-in makes for some great conversation. Find out why Jamie is the worst son, what ca-singles (Google it) the boys purchased back in the day, find out what the boys think of virtual learning, and so much more!
Episode 50 - Parents Just Don't Understand
Join us for the @quitactinstupid podcast's 50th episode! What better way to celebrate than to have the people that are really responsible for this monstrosity... our parents! Bob & Teresa Paredes answer questions from their grandkids and talk about raising four boys. This is the one episode you DON'T want to miss!
Episode 49 - The Boys Reheat the Leftovers
Happy One Year Podcast Anniversary! Join us on the @quitactinstupid podcast, as we discuss the Paredes Thanksgiving and the merits of cornbread. When do leftovers go bad? When does the Christmas season actually begin? Do you brush your dog's teeth? Bob leads a discussion about poor people and our warped thinking as kids. We discuss the worst Nintendo video games and what our kids want for Christmas. Find out who stole tree ornaments from the family. And how dumb is The Elf on a Shelf?
Episode 48 - The Boys Keep it Short
Join us on the @quitactinstupid podcast, as we discuss the various birthday clubs Jamie belongs to and what the hell a falafel is. We get an update on former guest, Manny Paredes, and how his chef skills have improved. Does anyone else watch the volume of their voice in public? Jamie spends Kohl's Cash and tries to scam the system with free delivery. The Boys let everyone know what things are stupid (looking at you "Friendsgiving"). Also, Hallmark Christmas movies versus Netflix Christmas movies. Can a movie be TOO gay? Get Rudy's thoughts on that, as well as Thanksgiving porn. How about ending with some John Candy discussion?
Episode 47 - The Boys are Doing it Wrong
Join us on the @quitactinstupid podcast, as we recap what took place during our "bye-week". Is it officially Christmas? Rudy discovers Hallmark movies. Christmas lights on the house... too early or nah? How does the Paredes Family sing "Happy Birthday" during a Chiefs game? Bobby records his urine (with an app). Bobby & Jamie go to White Castle... and become Tailgate Crashers. We also talk about the movie "Thanksgiving" and the struggles with the drop-off line at school (Anyone see the movie "Mr. Mom"?). And what the hell is a Texas Turd-Bird?!
Episode 46 - The Boys Throw a Costume Party with Anthony Spino and Avery Paredes
Join us on the @quitactinstupid podcast as we gear-up for Halloween with Avery Paredes. She chats about candy and costumes, and shows her spelling skills! Avery even entertains us with jokes.
We also have a return appearance from Chef Anthony Spino (12:15). He discusses his Savoring Health: Smart Eating Strategies for Men class that focuses on blood pressure issues and what we eat. Learn about how easy it can be to get control of your life, eliminate the bad food we eat, and get off some of the medications we eat. Register by noon on Friday!
We also get a chance to discuss some current events. Why are people still going black-face? Bobby almost gets lynched in Wichita, KS and Jamie puts the Community Blood Center out of business.
Episode 45 - The Boys Get Scary
Join us on the @quitactinstupid podcast, as The Boys talk about past spelling bee failures, and have an impromptu Paredes Brothers Spelling Bee. Is October the best month of the year? Which one is the worst? We also discuss Trick-or-Treating experiences and how horror movies from back in the day are actually pretty dumb. Which movie scene traumatized The Boys the most as children? Is Freddy Krueger racist? What do Andy Reid and Taylor Swift's cat have in common? Hear The Boys thoughts on animals having human names/last names.
Episode 44 - The Boys Touch a Lot of Things
Join us on the @quitactinstupid podcast, as we discuss the effects of food poisoning (that's right... poop), stealing political signs, Jamie getting left out of the Royals playoff game, and so much more. We give love to the Pumpkin Pie Concrete from Andy's Frozen Custard. Jamie has a revenge Daddy/Daughters Date, and we chat about Halloween candy. Learn how Bobby steals from kids' bags. And if none of this interests you, you MUST check out our Clip of the Week!
Episode 43 - The Boys Get Artistic with Rudy Garcia
Join us on the @quitactinstupid podcast as we chat with Cousin Rudy Garcia. We discuss everything from taking over the family restaurant, Rudy's Tenampa, to his career as an artist. We take a look at his creations from toys to pumpkins (and other scary things) that took him all the way to Hong Kong. I guess we know where the talent in the family went.
Episode 42 - The Boys Prepare for Blue October
Join us on the @quitactinstupid podcast, as we discuss the recent Royals victory and Rudy's flirtations. We also talk about the Chiefs' fumbling/injury problems. It's not ALL sports though. Jamie tells us what happens when food isn't refrigerated. Pumpkins at a pumpkin patch... yay or nay? We also share our thoughts on recent celebrity deaths (Damn, damn, damn). And we ask the question, "Who wants to sex Mutombo?"
Episode 41 - The Boys Play a Game
Join us on the @quitactinstupid podcast, as we discuss a little P. Diddy, the demise of fat rappers (RIP Biz Markie)... and fat tight ends (I'm lookin' at you Travis Kelce). Once again, we hate-on Mitch Holthus and his awful play-by-play (always a topic on our show). We also talk about girls ramming cars into pillars and our favorite childhood books. Make sure you stick around for our attempt at a gameshow!
Episode 40 - The Boys Recap Their Week-Off
Join us on the @quitactinstupid podcast, as we talk about what we did during our "bye week". We discuss going to the fiesta for Mexican Independence Day, being afraid of haunted houses, getting stuck on an amusement park ride, and much more! We admire the amount of hotdogs friend of the pod, Quentin, was able to throw down at the Mizzou game. Get our thoughts on the passing of James Earl Jones. Is a screenplay basically a book? Jamie finally gets big boy internet! And should you hire movers?
Episode 39 - The Boys are Ready for Some Football
Join us on the @quitactinstupid podcast as we recap what the Royals have been up to since Jamie jinxed them. We also chat about the weird things people do when they're excited about the Chiefs (Just watch the game, people) and Bobby stealing hotdogs from a kid at the Mizzou game. Bobby's son, Xavier, moved to Dallas this past weekend (What the hell is salmon over a cedar plank?!). How did The Boys survive living on their own back in the day? Of course we talk about food... who likes Angel Food Cake? What lengths did Jamie go to for pumpkin pie?
Episode 38 - The Boys are Talking Some Ball
Join us on the @quitactinstupid podcast as we discuss kids interrupting our sleep, the best sugar cereals, doing disgusting things with veggies, and much more! We also get into some Royals talk and chat about Salvador Perez playing wiffle ball with neighborhood kids.
Episode 37 - The Boys Reminisce with Parker & Manny Paredes
Join us on the @quitactinstupid podcast, as we visit with Rudy's middle children, Parker & Manny. We discuss Parker's trip to Las Vegas and taking-in a burlesque show. Watch as Manny tries to remember what his major is, and Parker explains what a degree in Basic Science is. We hear about how Rudy made Manny wear girl clothes and how he somehow became Rudy's second favorite son. Did Uncle Jamie really give out wedgies?! Do these two have a favorite uncle? And Manny presents his own award to one of the brothers!
Episode 36 - The Boys Hate Everything (Except Onion Rings)
Join us on the @quitactinstupid podcast, as we recap Parker's 21st birthday celebration (think karaoke and Bobby on a stripper pole), Bobby's recycling habits, and things we hate. We also discuss obscure Trump merchandise, Rudy's DMV experience, and fast food. Learn about the greatest onion ring ever made, why Jamie doesn't go to Chick-fil-A, and our dad making fun of us for not being good at fantasy football.
Episode 35 - The Boys Acknowledge Rudy's Birthday
Join us on the @quitactinstupid podcast, as we discuss Rudy's birthday, Jamie's trips to Worlds of Fun, Rudy's stint as a Furry, and so much more! We also chat about the Olympic athletes named "Paredes" and our family trip to Chiefs training camp. Does Andy get eaten by his dog during the show? Did we witness a miracle on Jamie's cracked phone (make sure you stay until the end).
Episode 34 - The Boys Return from Hiatus
Join us on the @quitactinstupid podcast, as we chat about what we did over our break. Get the run-down on Jamie's family trip and Rudy's Great Wolf Lodge experience (aka WOOF Lodge). We discuss people actin' stupid in hotels and in pools, and why Rudy didn't help a drowning child. Find out why our mother fat shamed Rudy recently... and beat him as a child. We share our thoughts on the Olympics (don't miss our breakdancing) and Trump merchandise.
Episode 33 - The Boys Swing for the Fences
Join us on the @quitactinstupid podcast, as we discuss our All-Star Game memories, Mom cancelling our Sunday visit, and Rudy going to church (for free donuts)??? We also reflect on our visit with our Great Aunt Helen (the Shot Caller of the nursing home), and Bobby slamming the door on an old lady. Learn how NOT to get a free burger at Red Robin. We also recap our lunches with Cousin J.J.
Episode 32 - The Boys Go to the Movies
Join us on the @quitactinstupid podcast as we recap Rudy's Fourth of July get-together (still looking for the mustard) and discuss taking our kids to the movies (and Jamie sneaking-in snacks). We also chat about Rudy falling off his mower, Andy's week off with his family, and Jamie not inviting Rudy to go to the Royals game. Fritz's... yay or nay? How about our review of "Beverly HIlls Cop: Axel F"?
Episode 31 - The Boys Talk Independence Day and Another Reunion
Join us on the @quitactinstupid podcast, as we discuss Bobby spending $69 on two pies, Mom sending us a text to make sure we didn't forget her birthday, and Rudy calling her the b-word? We also chat about our second family reunion in as many weeks (we have a rap star cousin!) and the upcoming Fourth of July get-together at Rudy's house.
Episode 30 - The Boys Talk Family Reunions and Medical Concerns
Join us on the @quitactinstupid podcast, as we discuss prostates from a different angle... like the b-hole. We frighten listeners while discussing prostate exams we've received in the past, and the shame we've felt afterward. Are there advantages/disadvantages to the gender of the doctor? Man-boobs, anyone? Ever wanted to know what "The Devil's Driveway" is? Which brother may be lactating? What will OUR family reunion t-shirt look like when the time comes. And melted pinata candy... all in the first half of the show!
Episode 29 - The Boys Make it Make Sense with Lore Soto
Join us on the @quitactinstupid podcast, as we chat with our old friend, Lore Soto. We discuss her thoughts on neighborhood social media pages, her "Make it Make Sense" podcast, our freshman year homecoming, and so much more. Get Lore's thoughts on her single gender education at St. Teresa's. Hang with us through the audio difficulties!
Episode 28 - The Boys Recap Father's Day
Join us on the @quitactinstupid podcast, as we attempt to recap our Father's Day Weekend. Once again, we get sidetracked by discussing Nipsy Russell/Hussle, whether swimming in a lake is more disgusting than a lazy river, stupid purchases, body shaming Rudy as a child, and Avery's directorial debut, among many other things. Anyone remember Beetle Bailey?
Episode 27 - The Boys' Father's Day Special
Join us on the @quitactinstupid podcast, as we discuss our mother controlling our dad's phone, our dad ignoring our Happy Birthday texts, Jamie taking out his little league frustrations on children, and disabled kids cutting Andrew in line... and so much more! Conversation about The Wiggles anyone?! Why was Andrew trying to get a job at a funeral?
Episode 26 - The Boys Get Spicy with the Chorizo - Charisse Taylor
Join us on the @quitactinstupid podcast, as we chat with longtime friend, Charisse Taylor. Find out what Charisse has been up to since her days growing-up in Northeast Kansas City. We discuss her body building, modeling, and acting careers, among other things. Pack a lunch, because this "Girl of the Big 12" has kept busy!
Episode 25 - The Boys Pay Their Respects
Join us on the @quitactinstupid podcast as we discuss Memorial Day traditions. We also touch on Rudy going to Worlds of Fun JUST to eat, how terrible of a movie "Say Anything" is, and Patrick Mahomes's gut. Is "Blazing Saddles" a good movie? Don't forget "Rudy's Runs"!
Episode 24 - The Boys Bring the Heat with No AC
Join us on the @quitactinstupid podcast, as we discuss the graduation party we all attended, green poop, Andy raiding Rudy's fridge, killing birds, Rudy's broken AC, and much more!
Episode 23 - The Boys Play with Their New Toys
Join us on the @quitactinstupid podcast, as we discuss topics such as how easy it is to graduate high school, the family growing, and giving gifts at a party based on the food provided. Is Bluey a single mom? Don't forget Rudy's Runs!
Episode 22 - The Boys Go Up in Smoke
Join us on the @quitactinstupid podcast as we discuss expired marijuana, Cocaine Bears, beef tracks, and British accents. Was Jamie on "To Catch a Predator"? Let us know what you think of the new segment, "Rudy's Runs".
Episode 21 - The Boys Aren't Sexist, with Cousin Marikate
Join us on the @quitactinstupid podcast, as we visit with our cousin Marikate. We discuss her dalliances with the rich and famous, her love of stand-up comedy, and so much more. Pack a lunch, because we had a lot to discuss!
Episode 20 - The Boys Draft a Brother
Join us on the @quitactinstupid podcast, as we sit-down with the youngest Paredes brother, Andrew. We discuss his binging of our episodes, Blockbuster Video, the family heirloom draft, and too much more to list.
Episode 19 - The Boys Grab a Bite with Longboards' John Bailey
Join us on the @quitactinstupid podcast, as we sit down for a bite with former classmate and childhood friend John Bailey. We reminisce, discuss John's path after leaving the neighborhood, and what he's doing now. Find out what it was like for John when Covid hit his industry... and listen to Rudy beg for a free t-shirt!
Episode 18 - The Boys Got Nothin'
Join us on the @quitactinstupid podcast, as we discuss... well, nothin'. We literally hit record and talk about things like Jamie cheating on the brothers, Bobby working at Baby GAP, our mother giving rides to ladies on the street (with us in the car), Rudy's daughter learning to ride a bike before him, and you won't want to miss this week's Quit Actin' Stupid Award. It's one you have to see to believe.
Episode 17 - The Boys Recap Easter & Family Picture Day with Miranda & James Turney
Join us, as we discuss the events from the past weekend with Rudy's oldest child and her husband. We discuss the chaotic family photo session, movie nights, Rudy bumping his oldest child from a previous episode, Jamie's dog issue, and more!
Episode 16 - The Boys Talk Baseball
Join us on the @quitactinstupid podcast, as we discuss the beginning of baseball season and what it meant to us as kids. We talk about what it meant to simply wear the equipment, collecting and playing games with baseball cards, and visiting baseball stadiums around the country.
Bonus! Episode 15 - The Boys Chat with Andy Yokum
Join The Boys, as we chat about the terrible baseball team we all four coached together, guns, and even do some miming. What a trainwreck of an episode, but we had fun giggling like school-girls!
Episode 14 - The Boys Do a Show About Nothing
Join us on the Quit Actin' Stupid Podcast, as we chat about Rudy's tire shopping experience (with an M. Night Shyamalan ending), podcast practice, Mexicans trying to take a family picture, and so much more! And Jamie plays with a new toy... a sound board!
Episode 13 - The Boyz Chat with Mark Mitchell about Growing-Up in Rural Missouri
Join the @quitactinstupid podcast, as we chat about fraternity hazing, hog farming, and pooping in Jamie's yard.
Episode 12 The Boyz Chat with Quentin Paredes about Growing Up
Join us as we chat with Quentin Paredes - member of the next generation of Paredes men! We discuss the birthday party marathon over the weekend, as well as what it's been like growing-up Paredes!
Episodo 11 - The Boyz Chat with Chef Anthony Spino
The Boyz catch-up with our old friend from the neighborhood, Chef Anthony Spino! Find out what he's been up to in New York, and hear about All-Star snubs, skipping-out on checks, and good ol' childhood vandalism.
Episode 10 - The Boyz Catch-Up
Join The Boyz as they catch-up on what's happened in each other's lives over this past week. One brother mailed his poop, one was drunk, and the other might be raising a racist???
Episode 9 - The Boyz with Chef Vince Talking "Valentimes"
Join The Boyz as we chat with Chef Vince about The Farmhouse and "Valentimes" Day. Hear the trainwreck as Jamie experiences internet issues and we have two surprise guests... Rudy's daughter, Maci... and Fred?
Episode 8 - The Boyz Dance with Their Girlz
Join The Boyz as they talk about all kinds of random topics, including the Father/Daughter Dance, dogs being treated as daughters, and what it was like living behind a McDonalds.
Episode 7 - The Boyz Watch The Chiefs
Join The Boyz as they discuss the Chiefs big victory last week and what it's like to watch sporting events together.
Episode 6 - The Boyz Coaching Children
The Boyz chat about what it was like being coached by their father and their experiences coaching their own children.
Episode 5 - The Boyz Have a Snow Day
It's the first big snow of the year. Hear how The Boyz spent the day, and we introduce our new segment... The Quit Actin' Stupid Award!
Episode 4 - The Boyz are Back in Town
The Boyz discuss their recent trip to the Cotton Bowl in Dallas and relationships with their (somewhat) grown children.
Episode 3 - The Holidays - Part 2
You need to @QuitActingStupid and join the Paredes Brothers for Part 2 of "A Very Paredes Christmas".